Two in One!

Hey Zach again,
so yesterday and today i had poops respectively, the first one
at my friend's house we we're playing smash bros brawl and i kept holding it in till we had to go so it was borderline prairie doggin' so release was sweet and nice and to top it off minimal wipage, just a cautionary wipe to make sure and i was done, also there was soap that wasn't weird in the bathroom which really declines the quality of my pooping experience because i like to be cleansed after i finish excretion and so when there is no soap or soap that doesn't make you feel clean i just don't like it at all... and my friend lives in the country so that usually has a higher percentage of weird to no soap in bathrooms for some reason... i don't know why though?
SECOND!
the second poop was today and it was, as i call them, a "plopper" because your poop comes out in chunks and plopps in the water of the toilet and cleans your buttocks somewhat but if they are too much of a plopp it like gets you wet so you have to dry yourself off which is no good but this one was a good plopper because it was just tiny ones and the wiping, while unorthodox, because i had to use kleenex, but it was the uppaclassman type so it was smooth and inviting to my bum, overall both get awesome marks out of awesome marks!
FLYING RAINBOWS!
-Z

The First! of the Second

Hey, Zach here,
i had a poop about... 30-35 minootes ago and it was resonably good
but it required more than excessive wiping and smelled a lot of bad like on a scale of one to really bad it was really bad... like a poop with a fart inside of the poop.
-Z