Thinking of doodoo...

Okay, I've always thought sitting around on a toilet waiting to poo was a huge waste of time, and very boring ('cept when I bring my laptop with me...) and it baffles me why people do this. Like, personally, I would just go WHEN I HAD TO ACTUALLY POOP. Maybe, being female, this strange thing of pooblockage doesn't happen to me. Also, the way that I defeat waiting is to go to the bathroom, only going numero uno. Then, in a quarter of an hour, I'm ready for numreo the second! [Note: I'm sure this only works for girls, because of our style when sitting to remove wastez].

Therefore, I shouldn't blog. I'm sorry for heaping this lameness upon your mind.

But, I must apologize for never blogging, for I lost track of my password...errr...yeah real smart I know. Not like it matters, I don't eat very much, so I don't have much to report. Just the odd terd here and there. I'll be sure to keep you posted if anything fancy develops. Shite, I need to get back to making my....secret present....birthdays a comin'!
BYE!

Q- is for quire

it's not easy being green

hey all
today i ate a tremendously large supper and as a result i had diahrea (SP)
and it was not the worst ever but it was the first, that i can remember, that was green
it was still a bit chunky and wasn't swampy when i looked and the wiping wasn't bad because of this fact... but yeah green diahrea i think it was the weird cottage cheese
which i normally love but it was kinda mushy today...

Poop Poop Poop

boy oh boy I've forgotten to post in so long that anyone that remotely has watched this is definitely not.... but here's a poop recently so i had to go poop, which is usually how it starts, but i'm watching stripes I'm at the end that I never care about except for joe flaherty (or however you spell it) so I and i step on the PS2 controller which goes back to the main menu arggh but all was not lost. anyways to the poop i actually thought i had to pee but i look after the act and there's a poo in there woah.. it's like pre-sin labour quick and easy!
so just remember, when you poop it's kinda like the garden of eden