Thinking of doodoo...

Okay, I've always thought sitting around on a toilet waiting to poo was a huge waste of time, and very boring ('cept when I bring my laptop with me...) and it baffles me why people do this. Like, personally, I would just go WHEN I HAD TO ACTUALLY POOP. Maybe, being female, this strange thing of pooblockage doesn't happen to me. Also, the way that I defeat waiting is to go to the bathroom, only going numero uno. Then, in a quarter of an hour, I'm ready for numreo the second! [Note: I'm sure this only works for girls, because of our style when sitting to remove wastez].

Therefore, I shouldn't blog. I'm sorry for heaping this lameness upon your mind.

But, I must apologize for never blogging, for I lost track of my password...errr...yeah real smart I know. Not like it matters, I don't eat very much, so I don't have much to report. Just the odd terd here and there. I'll be sure to keep you posted if anything fancy develops. Shite, I need to get back to making my....secret present....birthdays a comin'!
BYE!

Q- is for quire

it's not easy being green

hey all
today i ate a tremendously large supper and as a result i had diahrea (SP)
and it was not the worst ever but it was the first, that i can remember, that was green
it was still a bit chunky and wasn't swampy when i looked and the wiping wasn't bad because of this fact... but yeah green diahrea i think it was the weird cottage cheese
which i normally love but it was kinda mushy today...

Poop Poop Poop

boy oh boy I've forgotten to post in so long that anyone that remotely has watched this is definitely not.... but here's a poop recently so i had to go poop, which is usually how it starts, but i'm watching stripes I'm at the end that I never care about except for joe flaherty (or however you spell it) so I and i step on the PS2 controller which goes back to the main menu arggh but all was not lost. anyways to the poop i actually thought i had to pee but i look after the act and there's a poo in there woah.. it's like pre-sin labour quick and easy!
so just remember, when you poop it's kinda like the garden of eden

SOS!

So this morning, or was it last night, i can't remember
anyways sometime recently i had a poop that i thought deserved recognition.
it smelled bad but not terrible just kinda a normal poop smell
but there was three poop logs that made a circle and in the middle was a triangle of poop
it was really crazy and it was a bit green? maybe i'm being a little too unhealthy.
so if anyone reads this besides, Q and L. let me know whether i should eat more or less greens?
-Z

Q's Poos

Yay! My first poo-post!
Okay, so last night not long after my introduction, I took a trip to the loo. But, to be honest, I wasen't in the mood, so it wasen't especially enjoyable. Wasting my precious time.
But interesting thing; my feet were asleep when I got up to go, so I had tingly feet the whole time. It was weird.
Q is for: quantum

-Q

Deux Intro, The Beginning Of L.

Oh hello out there bloggy bloggersteins. It is I the third and the last of the log blog crew! As you know how this whole log blog began! And now it's my turn to step in and now step out! You will be seeing more of me!

The ever so L

p.s. L
stands for Lovella!

Okay, Time for a Little InTro

So, the newst member of the team sashays into view? Hmmm, so haven't ran into the computer to 'blog a log' after freshly worshed hands. In fact, I can't seem to recall how long ago I was even in a washroom. Yet here I am. Just saying hey, in a way, just sitting down and writing a quick hello upon request of our blog groundskeeper. OH excuse...I guess I should filly you in on who this is. N't. I am the one who had the inkling for a blog where craps are what its all about. Um, why? No reason, but after sharing the idea with my fellow bumwipers, the blog was quickly open for... business. Woah, this short intro note quickly escalated, didn't it. I'd better vamoose.
Q is for: queen!

-Q

(p.s. - sphygmomanometer?)

Two in One!

Hey Zach again,
so yesterday and today i had poops respectively, the first one
at my friend's house we we're playing smash bros brawl and i kept holding it in till we had to go so it was borderline prairie doggin' so release was sweet and nice and to top it off minimal wipage, just a cautionary wipe to make sure and i was done, also there was soap that wasn't weird in the bathroom which really declines the quality of my pooping experience because i like to be cleansed after i finish excretion and so when there is no soap or soap that doesn't make you feel clean i just don't like it at all... and my friend lives in the country so that usually has a higher percentage of weird to no soap in bathrooms for some reason... i don't know why though?
SECOND!
the second poop was today and it was, as i call them, a "plopper" because your poop comes out in chunks and plopps in the water of the toilet and cleans your buttocks somewhat but if they are too much of a plopp it like gets you wet so you have to dry yourself off which is no good but this one was a good plopper because it was just tiny ones and the wiping, while unorthodox, because i had to use kleenex, but it was the uppaclassman type so it was smooth and inviting to my bum, overall both get awesome marks out of awesome marks!
FLYING RAINBOWS!
-Z

The First! of the Second

Hey, Zach here,
i had a poop about... 30-35 minootes ago and it was resonably good
but it required more than excessive wiping and smelled a lot of bad like on a scale of one to really bad it was really bad... like a poop with a fart inside of the poop.
-Z